Uranus Attacks

After an alien slug crashes in Uranus, Missouri, it begins to 'ass-similate' the quirky townspeople through their rears. Two best friends working at the local fudge factory team up with a stoic government agent to fight back. They discover the creature's weakness is salt and must devise a plan to save their community and prevent the butt slug from taking over Earth. Their battle is filled with raunchy humor, double entendres, and a lot of fudge packing.