One-Track Mind

The tale of one overworked and undersexed family man's attempts at a bedtime romp with his wife that continuously end in comical mishaps. Beginning from childhood, Tom has had terrible luck with the opposite sex. Now married with children, he and his wife simply can't find the time, the privacy, or the condom! Tom embarks on a late-night grocery run to purchase a box of lifestyles... but his poor luck follows him.