Terrorists

The small town of Junction is the proud home of The World's Largest Stool. John Stevens, a doctoral candidate in roadside attractions, travels to Junction, anxious to authenticate the stool as a true piece of art. Unbeknownst to John, there has been an act of vandalism against the statue of the town's founder, and Curtis Gorfurter, Junction's police chief, has concluded it must be the work of a terrorist.